Colonel Stogie Ashtray—M81 Camouflage

Tactical Ash Management (TAM) System
Stop letting your ash drift aimlessly like an unguided projectile. The TAM Ashtray is the world’s first mission-ready solution for high-stakes cigar disposal. Whether you are in the war room or the back patio, this isn't just a place to put your nub—it’s a piece of over-engineered hardware designed to survive the harshest conditions known to man (including your brother-in-law’s barbecue).

Built Like a Tank (Literally)

• Weapon-Grade Finish: We’ve skipped the decorative glazes and went straight to the armory. Every porcelain ashtray is finished with the exact same tactical coating used on high-end firearms. It’s heat-resistant, scratch-resistant, and 100% "accident-proof" for those moments when the celebration gets a little rowdy.
• Un-See-Able Camo: Featuring our proprietary "Phantom-Grade" camouflage patterns. They are so effective at breaking up the visual silhouette that you might actually lose the ashtray on your own coffee table.
• Heavy-Duty Porcelain: Constructed from high-density ceramic for a satisfying "clink" and enough weight to stay grounded during a Category 5 hurricane (or just a very powerful leaf blower).
• Operational Warning
  "The TAM Ashtray is so well-camouflaged that Colonel Stogie is not responsible for any cigars accidentally rested on 'empty space' that was actually the ashtray. Please smoke responsibly and maintain visual contact with your gear at all times."
  

Complete the loadout. Pairs perfectly with your Stogie Mag Travel Humidor and Team Room Tabletop Cutter.